Remember the Days When Flying was Fun?
My father lives in Ontario, and in my younger years I used to fly out two or three times a year to visit. As I grew up I never forgot the excitement that came with going to visit my dad- the flight to and from was almost as fun as the reason for the visit itself!
So, unfortunately, it’s with a cold, cruel tone that I write this. The irony is not at all lost on me, either, but that doesn’t make it any less unfortunate.
Paranoia Induces Overregulation
I believe that modern-day air travel is absolutely ridiculous, and this was made crystal-clear to me when a child that was sitting behind me asked to see the cockpit - something that I used to do regularly when I flew as a kid - and was denied by the flight attendant. I can’t even completely explain the wonder and amazaement that I used to feel when I entered the cockpit, with it’s big windows displaying the horizon so triumphantly.
Looking around, I used to wonder what every button, switch, and dial did. It was a fantasy of mine to one day fly an airplane and find out. In fact, one of my prevailing memories as a kid was a pilot explaining to me how their radar worked: “this is our radar, it tells us where other planes are. Sometimes a plane will ‘ping’ us, and to show that we’re nice guys, we’ll ‘ping’ them right back. It’s kind of like playing tag, except 40,000 feet in the air”.
Now, you can’t even stand within three feet of the cockpit door during a commercial flight. How… overzealous.
I Believe in Safety… To a Point
I never had a problem with flying, ever. Now, there’s some irrational fear that exists within me that causes me to be anxious and leery before each flight that I make. Given that I fly, on average, at least a dozen times per year this is obviously a feeling I really don’t want to experience.
Now, I can’t even take a bottle of water on an airplane thanks to a terrorist plot involving liquid explosives. Of course, it’s no problem at all if I want to spend $3 mid-flight and purchase one. I’m all for safety, but this seems to be a little over the top. Realistically speaking, in nearly 100 years of flying we are now locked down to the point where something that was once a leisurly activity is now a chore- something that post people just shrug off and ignore until they get to their destination.
I want my freedoms back, as a consumer and as a Canadian. I want to be able to enjoy flying in the same capacity that I used to. Most importantly, I want flying to step down from its pedestal and come back down to earth. There is no reason that we can’t be safe and secure without involving being padded down, stripped down, and humiliated before each and every flight.
The average person won’t have a problem finding reasons why the indsutry is in peril. Why can’t the industry?





