Drivers Beware: Canada’s Worst Driver Crowned
December 16th, 2008
Canada's Worst Driver 2008
Canada’s Worst Driver 4, a tv show on the Discover Channel just aired the final episode for this season and the winner (or is it loser?) of this season is Ashley Van Ham of Medicine Hat. In the interests of public safety we are going to be posting her picture so everyone can stay out of her way. Pedestrians, if you didn’t catch the latest episode you may want to be on the lookout for Ashley as she cruises the streets of Medicine Hat on the lookout for people in crosswalks to mow down.
Immediately after being declared Canada’s Worst Driver, Ashley and her husband (and probably most people watching the show) were in complete shock. Everyone, including myself yelled out “WHAT?” as in What The Fuck? How did Ashley get the title and not Emily, who did so bad I swear she was intentionally doing bad and being paid behind the scenes based on how many obstacles she could mow over while announcing to the world that she can’t see.
I Cannota See!! Whatever!
Emily Wang from Calgary was clearly the worst driver this year but because Ashley could not control her emotions she was spared from winning the trophy nobody wants to take home. I’m not entirely sure I agree with the judges this year, because somebody that has trouble looking for traffic lights when they don’t exist need some serious help. Emily would also turn from non-turning lanes, drive into intersections on a red light, yet stops on green lights, and ignores stop signs (because she cannota see them). Is an overly-cautious bad driver better than a driver that loses control of her emotions in umcomfortable situations?
I’m certainly on the fence and would have trouble choosing one over the other. They are both clearly terrible drivers but at the end of the day, I am glad that Ashley was chosen. I’m glad because Canada’s Worst Driver for 2008 is NOT a chinese woman. ;)
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I am very amazed that these people were even given licenses! There should be no way any of them should be on the road. They are a hazard to everyone else as well a hazard to themselves.
Anyone else notice the 3 of the top 4 worst drivers were from Alberta? lol
“I’m glad because Canada’s Worst Driver for 2008 is NOT a chinese woman. ;) ”
Hahaha, oh fuck, that’s hilarious! I’ve never seen the show, but I’m curious now….
hahaha I love that show…it’s so bloody entertaining.
I would love to take a shot at the challenges they are given though as well. Some look crazy easy, but I am sure are harder in practise haha…
I couldnt believe that they gave her the title of worst driver. She did better than a lot of people in the show. So what if she gets angry? Shes a woman.
i thinks pretty stupid how these drivers are portrayed in the pictures . its like they are proud of the fame they have for being bad drivers. is this something to be proud of ? you are a hazard to peoples lives, and your milking the lime light ?
grow up
“I’m glad because Canada’s Worst Driver for 2008 is NOT a chinese woman. ;) ”
Don’t worry… we all know the truth. They can’t drive worth a shit.
I love this show….I really want to try some of the challenges! But yeah if anybody here watch the show….Lindsay was damn fine! lol
Yep, the winner is from medicine hat.. unfortunately so am i.
God help us all.
I saw one episode where they did one test called the “eye of the needle” or something. Where they drove a van and it has to go through 4 arcs just big enough to fit the van (with a lil bit of room of course). Anyway Ashley did it in one try, Emily tried it at least 4 times and smashed through every arc. They had to stop because they were ran out of styrofoam arcs. haha ” i cannota see!! aiyaaa!”
The top (worst) drivers on this show should have their license revoked.
[...] even though they cannot see well enough to insure that their turn is safe. Simply put, if you can’t see, you can’t [...]
I honestly DISAGREE with the decision of Ashley being the WORST driver. I honestly would rather have Ashley graduate the episode before the finale. I think the final two should have been Teagan and Emily, and either one of them should be labelled the worst.
That’s just my HONEST opinion about it.
I would agree with most of the people here. There is no way Ashley should have been named the worst driver. I live in Toronto and if you don’t drive a little agressive there is no way you would get around. I have lost all respect for the judges. Put Ashley on the road next to me any day at least I know she won’t stop at a green light and side swipe as she drives through a stop sign. Ashley you are not the worst driver !! Tegan and Emily for sure the worst.Maybe the judges are as blind as Emily. “I cannot see ”
PS After seeing this season I won”t waste my time on season 5.